Saturday, 13 October 2012

TODAY'S JOKE

YOU ARE AN UNLUCKY FELLOW IF...

When ur 11yrs old cousin jokingly calls u thief in front of Aluu youths

#UNLUCKY FELLOW

you buy gala in traffic and collect N950 change. Throws N950 change away instead of wrapper. Conductor don dey collect money
#UNLUCKY FELLOW

FINISHED DOING AN ABORTION, NEXT DAY GOVERNMENT GIVES PREGNANT WOMEN 1 MILLION DOLLARS EACH
#UNLUCKY FELLOW

survived a BOKO HARAM explosion only to be killed by KNOCK-OUT BANGER
#UNLUCKY FELLOW

Joins ILLUMINATI, DEVIL repents the next day
#UNLUCKY FELLOW

Lost your virginity because of BLACKBERRY, 2 days later it got stolen
#UNLUCKY FELLOW

U dey exam hall...ur head don dry...u know nothing, examiner decides to help!...he begin dey call answers, ur biro no gree write
UNLUCKY FELLOW

YOU FIT ADD UR OWN OOO!!!




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